Everything Rowan

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loliconprince:

making ppl u hate mad is almost erotic

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tyrabankruptcy:

Person:

You: image

Me:image

Me:

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mars-pop:

queenkatiee:

He’s killin it.
Follow him. He’s great.

Give this man a cookie!

(via prideforgirls)

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

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rookchessmon:

Sometimes I have a hard time questioning whether his stories are true or not because they are all so badass and crazy 

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via visit-me-here-in-wonderland)

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via officialwhitegirls)

// It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters//

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

image

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

(via sempiternal-or-everlasting)

causethatswhatisaid:

have-go0dvibes:



this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.



ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

This is the best gif I’ve seen in a while.

causethatswhatisaid:

have-go0dvibes:

this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

This is the best gif I’ve seen in a while.

(via visit-me-here-in-wonderland)

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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